I overheard an interchange between 2 middle-aged guys 2 days ago when I was at breakfast in my taman's coffee shop. I'm translating it to english as they where talking in mandarin.

A: (reading newspaper) Haiya the japs ah, until now still only give a forced "apology". No sincerity one.
B: That's y la China protest. The Japs not like the Germans. The Germans ah so sincere in their apology, ambassador go to monument to say sorry somemore.
A: Hmph, 1 sen also dowan give the wartime slaves. DUMB
B: We now know lo, the Japs is all brains no heart one...
A: Eh you know ah, because the Japs are so advaced, they use labtops frequently and you know what?
B: What?
A: Research shows that you kenot put the "labtop" on your lab for extended periods of time because they heat they radiate can make you IMPOTENT!! (laughter)
B: Walaueh! (laughter)
A: Very nice of god to avenge the victims oh?
B: Haha yaloh...

Well needless to say I was so amused by that conversation. Heh